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2017-05-02T14:45:47+00:00

lambadalambda favorited something by godemperorofdune:

@lambadalambda It's because your instance decided to be trap! lol.

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2017-05-02T14:40:50+00:00

Some script thinks I'm a mastodon server.

[info] GET /api/v1/timelines/public
[debug] Processing with Fallback.RedirectController.redirector/2
Parameters: %{"limit" => "40", "path" => ["api", "v1", "timelines", "public"]}
Pipelines: []

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2017-05-02T14:11:54+00:00

@mattskala You and @kevinmarks are not wrong, but my comment was a suggestion to users and admins: Don't use big instances, don't run big instances. Also, it's a secondary advice to devs: Don't add features that encourage big instances.

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2017-05-02T14:07:00+00:00

@ronkjeffries @kevinmarks Usually people who run their own private instance just look at the timelines of other servers, follow a seed population and then go from there. This is of course hard on Mastodon, because it doesn't have a publicly visible timeline.

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2017-05-02T14:05:32+00:00

lambadalambda favorited something by mattskala:

@lambadalambda It's reasonable to expect that instance sizes will obey a power-law distribution because that's what such things in nature nearly always do. If so, there'll necessarily be a few instances much larger than the others; even if most are small, the network both socially and technically has to be able to deal with the existence of the few large ones.

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2017-05-02T14:05:29+00:00

lambadalambda favorited something by kevinmarks:

@lambadalambda except instance populations will be power law distributed, and the problems for the tummlers are worse at scale

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2017-05-02T13:34:32+00:00

lambadalambda favorited something by gcarregues:

@lambadalambda Oh purÃ©e ! Ma vie en images !

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2017-05-02T13:03:33+00:00

lambadalambda favorited something by phildobangnz: also @sim reminder you are awesome; don't even trip- u kewler than Tutankhamen's cucumber, fam. Okay, good night.

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2017-05-02T12:54:59+00:00

@kevinmarks People can stay in their giant unmoderatable instances with meaningless public and federated timelines and experience constant federation drama if they want. I'll stay here with my 5 friends.

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2017-05-02T12:46:48+00:00

lambadalambda favorited something by fortune: There once was a dentist named Stone
Who saw all his patients alone.
In a fit of depravity
He filled the wrong cavity,
And my, how his practice has grown!

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2017-05-02T12:37:55+00:00

lambadalambda favorited something by xj9:

> rollerblading to work

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2017-05-02T12:29:03+00:00

lambadalambda favorited something by cereal: @thatbrickster @lambadalambda But why?

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2017-05-02T12:24:27+00:00

lambadalambda favorited something by thatbrickster: @lambadalambda install gentoo

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2017-05-02T12:22:53+00:00

lambadalambda favorited something by dwmatiz: @lambadalambda *unzips dick*

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2017-05-02T12:22:03+00:00

lambadalambda favorited something by shpuld: @lambadalambda get #cofe

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2017-05-02T12:21:04+00:00

What now? https://social.heldscal.la/attachment/422572

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2017-05-02T12:01:25+00:00

lambadalambda favorited something by drkmttr:

@lambadalambda I checked out No Agenda because I saw you mention it several time. Sadly, I wasn't impressed. I'm all about varying perspectives but Adam and John basically just sound like resentful curmudgeons. It seems like their shtick is basically playing devil's advocate to everything to arouse some discontent. Just my two cents. ð

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2017-05-02T11:06:42+00:00

lambadalambda favorited something by clacke: @dickturpin @luke Oh no, I miss being irritated by you, it helps me understand myself and others. Also it builds character. :-)

So if this is not federation because you can't follow all of online mankind, what should we call it? Proto-federated? Pre-federated?

The term has been used decades ago for just one Microsoft Active Directory domain cross-certifying the root of another, by mutual agreement. I don't see how it's any less relevant to opportunistic federation between open servers on an open internet.

I'm not saying we should be satisfied, I'm just saying that "federate" is a useful word and to build a big system we need to start with a small one. And focus on the things we *can* change, like helping the OStatus network grow and making the tools more useful.

Saying that the network's ideals have failed because other networks aren't joining is doing neither of that.

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2017-05-02T10:37:40+00:00

lambadalambda favorited something by moonman: @lambadalambdaÂ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKLizztikRk

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2017-05-02T10:37:33+00:00

@cereal ? No, you don't even need the identity servers for federation.

lambadalambda shared a status by Skruyb@mamot.fr

2017-05-11T10:23:15Z

@lambadalambda

Hey!!!

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2017-06-10T22:02:31Z

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2017-06-30T13:27:47Z

@lain Hey.

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2017-05-05T09:12:50+00:00

lambadalambda favorited something by moonman: @neimzr4luzerz @dolus childhood poring over Strong's concordance and a koine Greek dictionary, fast forward to 2017 and some fuckstick who translates japanese jackoff material tells me you just need to make it sound right in English

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2017-05-05T09:12:50+00:00

Constance Variable (lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Sunday, 07-May-2017 09:54:49 UTC

2017-05-07T09:54:49+00:00

Constance Variable started following ï½ï½ï½ï½.

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2017-04-23T14:51:03+00:00

@lain3

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2017-04-25T18:16:13+00:00

hey.

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2017-05-02T18:33:06Z

@lain hey

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2017-05-02T20:29:35+00:00

Okay gonna stream some cool games!! https://social.heldscal.la/attachment/423842 https://social.heldscal.la/attachment/423843

lambadalambda shared a status by 0xroy@social.wxcafe.net

2017-04-07T11:02:56Z

ta caution weeb | discussions privÃ©es : https://ð.0xroy.me

lambadalambda shared a status by areyoutoo@mastodon.xyz

2017-04-06T11:10:19Z

Some UX thoughts for #mastodev:

- Would be nice if I could work on multiple draft toots? Clicking to reply to someone seems to erase any draft I had been working on.

- Kinda risky to click on the Federated Timeline if it loads new toots and scrolls 10ms before I click on something.

I probably don't know enough web frontend to help, but it might be fun to try.

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2017-04-06T10:15:38Z

This is a test for cw federation body text.

lambadalambda shared a status by lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la

2017-04-05T07:14:53Z

Federation 101: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1lYU5CA40o

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2017-04-05T05:44:48Z

@lambadalambda just a test.

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2017-04-04T06:31:09Z

Looks like you still can't delete your account here (PRIVACY!), but I won't be posting here anymore, my main account is @lambadalambda

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2017-04-04T06:18:16Z

@ghostbar Remember to rewrite it in Rust once you're done.

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2017-04-03T18:01:20Z

@Azurolu You mean gs.smuglo.li?

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2017-04-03T18:01:05Z

There's nothing wrong with having several alt accounts all across the fediverse. Try out another mastodon instance (https://icosahedron.website) or a GNU Social instance (like https://shitposter.club or https://freezepeach.xyz), or friendica. They are all on the same network, so you can still follow all your friends!

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2017-04-03T17:31:30Z

@20Hz you could also try out a GS instance, which are on the same network :)

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2017-04-03T17:31:08Z

reposting the classic https://shitposter.club/attachment/219846

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2017-04-03T17:30:43Z

@ghostbar Normally you shouldn't be running tens of thousands of users on one instance... That's one of the reasons for federation.

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2017-04-03T08:24:39Z

@dot_tiff it's the vaporwave mode.

lambadalambda shared a status by lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la

2017-04-03T07:45:42Z

Here's a song by the original anti-idol, Togawa Jun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNI_NK2YY-s

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2017-04-03T07:39:14Z

@amrrr tumblr/10, but pretty good!

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2017-04-03T07:35:45Z

@Shookaite Oh, you mean like userstyles?

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2017-04-03T07:20:03Z

@Shookaite Would be nice if someone helped port Pleroma to Mastodon, that has a theme switcher (click on the cog in the upper right): https://pleroma.heldscal.la/main/all

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2017-04-02T21:57:43Z

@rhosyn @Meaningness you could take a look at those listed at social.guhnoo.org

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2017-04-02T18:31:52Z

My main account is @lambadalambda , btw.

lambadalambda shared a status by Firstaide@awoo.space

2017-04-02T18:30:37Z

@lambadalambda yeah, I think that's p much the big issue here?
When I first heard of Masto, I thought it was just like twitter at first, I had no idea federation was even a thing?, and I actually joined p early on? :-o

idk I think more stuff needs to be done about federation promotion, but honestly its gotta come from the get go when people get here to make an account I feel :-o

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2017-05-10T12:21:36Z

test

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2017-05-10T12:21:36Z

test

shel shared a status by instance_names@cybre.space

2017-05-10T17:16:24Z

name ideas for your new mastodon instance. made by @lycaon source available at https://github.com/LycaonIsAWolf/instance_names

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2017-08-28T17:58:55Z

test. https://mastodon.social/media/XCp0OHGPON9kWZwhjaI

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2017-08-22T12:00:21+00:00

2017-08-22 Bundesverfassungsgericht: Erfolgreiche Verfassungsbeschwerde gegen die Versagung vorlÃ¤ufiger Leistungen fÃ¼r Kosten der Unterkunft und Heizung â https://www.bundesverfassungsgericht.de/SharedDocs/Pressemitteilungen/DE/2017/bvg17-072.html !hartziv

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2017-04-29T18:25:38+00:00

Will it blend?

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2017-04-29T18:25:38+00:00

Will it blend?

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2017-04-30T09:30:32+00:00

@shpbot why not indeed.

lambadalambda repeated a notice by lain

2017-05-03T08:05:41+00:00

RT @lain Added returning the entries as xml... let's see if the mastodon hammering stops now.

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2017-05-03T08:05:41+00:00

RT @lain Added returning the entries as xml... let's see if the mastodon hammering stops now.

lambadalambda shared a status by lain@pleroma.soykaf.com

2017-05-03T08:21:09Z

Added returning the entries as xml... let's see if the mastodon hammering stops now.

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2018-02-22T09:20:12+00:00

@lain me far right

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2017-08-24T09:18:25+00:00

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2017-08-24T09:18:13+00:00

Jo, die Anzahl der Hartz-IV-Sanktionen nennt sie genausowenig wie die Anzahl der Menschen, die von den RepressionsbehÃ¶rden in Obdachlosigkeit und Suizid getrieben wurden. Das wÃ¼rde die Erfolgszahlen dann doch ein wenig trÃ¼ben, nech?

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2017-08-24T09:09:39+00:00

Moin-quak.

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2017-08-23T21:39:54+00:00

n8-quak!

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2017-08-23T15:14:29+00:00

2017-08-16 Michal Å paÄek: Post a boarding pass on Facebook, get your account stolen â Post a boarding pass on Facebook, get your account stolen (gilt Ã¼brinx nicht nur fÃ¼r Facebook)

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2017-08-23T13:18:19+00:00

atarifrosch favorited something by einebiene: Haha, groÃe Ãberraschung. https://quitter.is/url/1122672
Was ich an all diesen Artikeln schade finde, ist, daÃ immer nur auf den Umstieg von Auto zu anderem Auto gesprochen wird. Ãffis werden nicht erwÃ¤hnt, Carsharing nicht, radeln nicht, und in der Stadt wÃ¤re ne Vespa auch deutlich besser als ein SUV.

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2017-08-23T10:57:26+00:00

moin-quak

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2017-08-22T19:54:30+00:00

n8-quak

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2017-08-22T12:00:21+00:00

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2017-08-22T07:55:27+00:00

moin-quak!

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2017-08-21T22:09:53+00:00

So, morgen geht's weiter. n8-quak!

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2017-08-21T08:58:26+00:00

moin-quak.

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2017-08-20T19:58:16+00:00

Meine Augen meinen, fÃ¼r heute sei es genug. Nun denn. n8-quak.

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2017-08-20T09:14:07+00:00

[Blog] Im Netz aufgefischt #330 â https://blog.atari-frosch.de/2017/08/20/im-netz-aufgefischt-330/ (was ich diese Woche so gelesen habe)

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2017-08-19T21:59:20+00:00

Fast stÃ¤ndig husten mÃ¼ssen ist echt anstrengend â¦ naja, n8-quak.

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2017-08-19T19:39:26+00:00

atarifrosch favorited something by einebienezwo: Ich mach gerade Kompetenztraining.
Ich trainiere die Kompetenz, eine halb aufgegessene GummibÃ¤rchentÃ¼te nicht ganz aufzuessen.

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2017-08-19T19:38:53+00:00

Wir hatten hier schon Ordnungsdienst auf'm Radweg. Fotografisch dokumentiert (nicht von mir, Bekannter hatte es gesehen). Da hatte grad 'ne Pizzeria neu erÃ¶ffnet â¦

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2017-08-19T19:37:36+00:00

atarifrosch favorited something by jcaktiv: BTW Hallo zusammen <3, wo ich schon mal wieder hier bin

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2017-08-19T10:34:50+00:00

Jo, oder einfach mal nachfragen, so als RealitÃ¤tsabgleich.

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2017-08-19T10:33:04+00:00

SchÃ¶ne Alternative zu mit Werbung Ã¼berladenen kommerziellen Anbietern: http://ifconfig.at/ â eigene IP, Hostname etc. abfragen, mit curl dann auch in Textform zur lokalen Weiterverarbeitung in Scripten etc. Leider (noch?) kein https.

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2019-04-01T09:58:50Z

Me: I'm going to make this vital change to my world building in the morning, no way I'll forget this, it's too big of a deal
Also me: forgets

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2019-04-01T06:59:28Z

@Fergant Dom Ã¤r i stort sett religiÃ¶s skrift vid det hÃ¤r laget ðð

har dock bara lÃ¤st svenska Ã¶versÃ¤ttningen, kanske Ã¤r dags att jag lÃ¤ser dom pÃ¥ engelska

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2019-04-01T06:47:37Z

What's you people's favourite fantasy books? Give me some hot tips ð

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2019-04-01T06:40:08Z

Stick them legs out ð #mastocats

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2019-04-01T05:08:49Z

long ð± #mastocats

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2019-04-01T05:02:05Z

You gotta take whatever bellyrubbing opportunity you can get before she changes her mind ð¦ #mastocats

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2019-03-31T17:47:31Z

Hello look at this boy having a decent haircut for once #mastohorses #equestrian

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2019-03-31T16:23:14Z

Sorry did I disturb the who-is-the-longest-cat competition ? #mastocats

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2019-03-31T15:11:07Z

I'm re-watching Tales from Earthsea for the first time since I read the books, and that Therru doesn't squash Cob like a spider, as Orm Embar did is a wasted opportunity tbh

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2019-03-30T19:21:19Z

I gave my cats some mackerel and they ate it all in 0.3 seconds, and now they won't stop meowing for more, and I'm tired plz shut up

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2019-03-30T13:58:31Z

yet I'm confused about this american dude with a gun, like the heck r ya doin in mah ghibli

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2019-03-30T13:53:09Z

2 hours into Ni no Kuni 2 and I've already sold my soul to this game

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2019-03-29T22:37:51Z

Pippi Longstocking the original one-punch /man

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2019-03-29T20:49:57Z

I've had so much wine I thought I had a 3rd brother

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2019-03-29T20:43:02Z

Ã¥Ã¥Ã¥Ã¥hhh booi

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2019-03-29T20:35:24Z

@thraeryn if I spent 1 hour and a half watching this monstrosity, I need to

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2019-03-29T20:29:04Z

@Trev *hugs* â¨

lambda repeated a notice by lambda2

2017-05-04T16:38:50+00:00

RT @lambda2 Hello!

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2017-04-30T10:09:57+00:00

what now?

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2017-04-30T10:07:26+00:00

@lain5 Hello!

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2017-04-29T17:04:59+00:00

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2017-04-29T17:02:47+00:00

Another one.

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2017-04-29T17:01:39+00:00

Let's see if this comes over.

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2017-04-29T16:38:13+00:00

@lain5 Hey!

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2017-04-25T18:16:13+00:00

hey.

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2017-04-25T18:14:34+00:00

and this?

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2017-04-25T18:13:31+00:00

yeah it does :)

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2017-04-25T18:10:28+00:00

@lain5 Let's try with one that originates here!

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2017-04-25T18:08:44+00:00

works?

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2017-04-25T18:05:31+00:00

Let's send you an answer.

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2017-04-25T18:01:09+00:00

Hey.

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2017-04-25T17:58:41+00:00

What's coming to you?

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2017-04-25T17:57:40+00:00

Now this is podracing.

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2017-04-25T17:48:27+00:00

Sure looks like it!

lambda (lambda)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Apr-2017 17:47:47 UTC

2017-04-25T17:47:47+00:00

lambda started following l.

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2017-04-25T17:46:22+00:00

@lain5 Hey, how are you?

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2017-04-25T17:42:31+00:00

@lain5@pleroma.example.org does this not work?

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2017-05-10T20:06:59Z

@noName

Pour comparer faut avoir tester... Ã wait!!! ð

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2017-05-10T19:52:14Z

@Dhveszak

Toi!! Tu vises le ministÃ¨re de la propagande avoue!!!!!!!

New status by Skruyb

2017-05-10T19:47:19Z

Facebook s'attaque aux sites internet "trompeurs"

http://u.afp.com/4W4z

J'attends de voir que Facebook s'attaque Ã lui mÃªme... rien qu'Ã lire leurs conditions gÃ©nÃ©rales d'utilisation, le respect de la vie privÃ©e...

CharitÃ© bien ordonnÃ©e... Parfois l'Ã©goÃ¯sme aurait du bon.

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2017-05-10T19:43:18Z

@Balise

Fait comme moi, annonce que tu fais dans le flou artistique et que seuls des esprits Ã©clairÃ©s pourront en percevoir la beautÃ© et apprÃ©cier. Globalement aprÃ¨s Ã§a, tout le monde trouve les photos cool :-p

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2017-05-10T19:38:39Z

@applecandy

Lucky you!!!

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2017-05-10T19:26:32Z

Est-ce que je suis le seul qui lorsqu'il commence Ã compter les arbres sur le bord de la route n'arrive pas Ã s'arrÃªter de compter?

New status by Skruyb

2017-05-10T19:18:17Z

Ca y est j'ai une nouvelle passion. Mettre les bouchons qui trainent par terre dans le bons sens avec mon pied ð

New status by Skruyb

2017-05-10T18:53:37Z

Ok. On est capable d'envoyer des mecs dans l'espace, avoir des voitures autonomes, des trucs intelligents de partout mais pas tous les bÃ¢timents accessibles aux personnes Ã mobilitÃ© rÃ©duite, les Ã©missions sur le services publics avec une personne faisant la traduction pour les sourds et malentendants de maniÃ¨re systÃ©matique...

J'ai du louper un truc dans l'ordre des prioritÃ©s Oo

New status by Skruyb

2017-05-10T18:48:17Z

J'ai comme envie de faire un truc mais je ne sais pas quoi mais pourtant c'est comme si je ressentais l'idÃ©e dans ma tÃªte mais c'est pas clair...

Fuck!!! J'vais aller draguer Josiane Ã la compta Ã§a va me changer les idÃ©es!!!

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2017-05-10T18:25:11Z

@Smeablog

Pas faux MDR!!!!

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2017-05-10T18:24:13Z

@Smeablog

Ca ne change pas la finalitÃ© malheureusement, Ã§a ne m'ouvre pas ce Ã quoi je veux accÃ©der ð

New status by Skruyb

2017-05-10T18:20:50Z

Arrrgghhhhhhh!!!!

Quand t'es sur le point de cliquer sur un lien dans le fil public global et que BOOM Ã§a se met Ã jour... J'ose mÃªme pas imaginer combien j'ai ouvert de pages web sans le vouloir!!!

Skruyb shared a status by Isaluini@mastodon.social

2017-05-10T18:19:17Z

â«
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT68FS3YbQ4

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2017-05-10T18:01:51Z

@Chat2Gouttieres

Ah bah aprÃ¨s faut savoir mettre Ã profit ce savoir ^^

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2017-05-10T18:00:02Z

@Chat2Gouttieres

Exactement. On a les jeux mais pas le pain encore.

Finalement on a rien inventÃ© :-p

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2017-05-10T17:58:52Z

@Chat2Gouttieres

C'est Ã§a visiblement dans notre sociÃ©tÃ© dite moderne... "CrÃ©er l'illusion que" Oo.

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2017-05-10T17:31:44Z

@lambadalambda

Hey!!!

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2017-05-10T17:30:40Z

@EloClemTiti

J'ai souvent cette impression en effet ð

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2017-05-10T17:02:01Z

Les gars, les boss veulent voir de l'avancement!! Une idÃ©e?

On fait comme d'habitude. On divise nos tÃ¢ches en 25.000 tÃ¢ches unitaires, on fout du vert au maximum et on crÃ©e l'illusion que Ã§a a bien avancÃ©!

Deal!!

Bob, tu choisis quel vert on utilise
Alice, t'es en charge de la typo
Moi, je m'occupe qu'on prend bien le dernier template ppt fournit par la comm interne.

Des winners qu'on est!!!! Des WI-NNERS!!!

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2017-05-10T16:57:53Z

@SauceHair

Cool!!

Bon courage.

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2017-05-03T17:26:43Z

@lain OK!!

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2017-05-03T17:24:34Z

@lain yeah :)

lambadalambda shared a status by lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la

2017-05-03T16:22:00Z

Time for work. https://social.heldscal.la/attachment/120552

lambadalambda shared a status by lain@pleroma.soykaf.com

2017-05-03T08:21:09Z

Added returning the entries as xml... let's see if the mastodon hammering stops now.

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2017-05-02T19:34:21Z

@lain yay!

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2017-05-02T19:33:33Z

@lain so?

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2017-05-02T18:33:06Z

@lain hey

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2017-05-01T18:52:16Z

@lambadalambda@mastodon.social you're an all-star.

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2017-05-01T18:38:47Z

@lain Hey now!

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@lain hello

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2017-05-01T18:10:43Z

@lain Hey!

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2017-04-29T18:39:12Z

@lain@pleroma.soykaf.com What's up?

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2017-04-29T18:37:32Z

@lain Hey.

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2017-04-07T11:02:56Z

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2017-04-06T11:10:19Z

Some UX thoughts for #mastodev:

- Would be nice if I could work on multiple draft toots? Clicking to reply to someone seems to erase any draft I had been working on.

- Kinda risky to click on the Federated Timeline if it loads new toots and scrolls 10ms before I click on something.

I probably don't know enough web frontend to help, but it might be fun to try.

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2017-04-06T10:15:38Z

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2017-04-05T07:14:53Z

Federation 101: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1lYU5CA40o

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2017-04-05T05:44:48Z

@lambadalambda just a test.

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2017-05-07T09:56:35Z

@moonman @rw @lambadalambda @mono

i have to wait for someone to respond to this before i can follow because i dont think this software has a direct follow by url option

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2017-05-07T09:54:39Z

@mono @lambadalambda @rw @moonman
please respond

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2017-05-07T09:39:17Z

@moonman
mastodon is so slow. browser crashed twice trying to set avatar

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2017-05-07T09:34:38Z

@hardbass2k8 https://pawoo.net/media/mZJjLpbPU72GFEz2Svk

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2017-05-07T09:33:29Z

@hardbass2k8 https://pawoo.net/media/nt5JHBEHyTN2bqzdcGU

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2017-05-07T09:16:47Z

@mono

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RT In just seven days, I can make you a man!
-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show

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2017-05-04T18:18:50.276470

RTs federating into pleroma now.

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2017-05-04T07:59:45.180619

Classic.
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2017-05-04T07:58:08.810716

ãï¼
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2017-05-04T07:55:17.335290

yeah.

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2017-05-04T07:49:24.931484

yeah.

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2017-05-03T20:01:00.998314

@God_Emperor_of_Dune@pawoo.net no man, just some fun domination play among buddies, nothing homo about it.

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2017-05-03T20:00:15.860995

@dtluna@social.heldscal.la btfo.
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2017-05-03T19:50:38.589106

#nohomo
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2017-05-03T18:27:01.449949

@nepfag@gs.smuglo.li@gs.smuglo.li I'll do proper subfolders soon, for now it's one per attachment + thumbs etc.

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@lain Hey now!

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RT Haha, salmons from mastodon didn't work because it's not implementing conversation id...

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2017-05-03T18:12:50.745241

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RT Awright, which one of you hid my PENIS ENVY?

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RT He is a man capable of turning any colour into grey.
-- John LeCarre

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RT The real trouble with women is that they have *all* the pussy.

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2017-05-05T08:51:48+00:00

@neimzr4luzerz @dolus childhood poring over Strong's concordance and a koine Greek dictionary, fast forward to 2017 and some fuckstick who translates japanese jackoff material tells me you just need to make it sound right in English

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2017-05-05T10:24:54+00:00

basicall i would just rather have ppl say "i like x and y" than "i'm a nerd" the term can be retired.

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2017-05-05T10:20:33+00:00

@boco to be honest i've turned right around and been cruel to other people, i said i'd never do it but it happens again eventually.

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2017-05-05T10:18:10+00:00

@ohyran i won't ever get over bullying but i agree otherwise. i don't go to comic shops too often these days but i got dragged to one last year and the sheer diversity of people enjoying comics now compared to years ago was striking and it pleased me. and i noticed a couple years ago because of youtube i find things i truly enjoy watching, like in-depth videos about electronic parts, didn't exist 20 years ago. it's pretty great.

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moonman favorited something by ohyran:

@moonman fair enough - that distinction makes it clearer...

On the other hand - those of us who did "pay the price" of being nerdy little kids in the 80's and 90's should strive to get past it anyway (mental health wise not "just get over it") and see the "nerd culture" thing as a blessing of sorts. We are in the optimal spot to do it. (not saying that that is something easy btw just that NOW is the best of time to start talking about it)

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2017-05-05T10:11:31+00:00

things are better now, a lot less kids in america get beaten up and called a fag. still too many.

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2017-05-05T10:07:57+00:00

@cutscenes @thatbrickster @boco i never understood this because nerds had pocket protectors, which was a draftsman engineer thing and therefore smart, while geeks were people in carnivals who bit heads off small animals.

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2017-05-05T10:05:07+00:00

@ohyran since i didn't specify i'm talking about people subjected to physical and psychological abuse and not people that are just mad that more people like comic books now.

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2017-05-05T09:47:42+00:00

if you were a "nerd" before, like, 2001 you have permanent excuse to hate this kind of shit. Â https://shitposter.club/attachment/662105

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2017-05-05T09:39:06+00:00

https://shitposter.club/attachment/662098

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moonman favorited something by kro: @moonman Till Brooklyn?

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moonman favorited something by hardbass2k8: this has obviously interesting implications in various places, for example:
the nationalism of the nazis might not have been real, who would have thought?
socialism is usually promoted to implementation by real douchebags!
your local social justice people might want diversity but they don't want you, m/19, white, why?
amateur soccer club, they want to be the best in the amateur league but actually they just get drunk after training and are 50% overweight.
This is because humans are not capable of telepathy, so if you join a group it doesn't magically align every little bit of your being with the declared group goals.

Even though you see unmanned group beliefs flying around from time to time, generally groups are created from a bunch of people. they are not a container for people, they are the people inside them.

so if you see a group that appears to be cool don't think of it as cool because its goals are cool but because its members are cool. if they aren't, tough cookies. don't be the retard and end up on the camp watchtower.

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2017-05-05T09:24:23+00:00

In a valid remake of They live, signs would say REBEL, and DON'T GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS

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2017-05-05T09:21:01+00:00

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2017-05-05T09:20:45+00:00

when ppl find out i haven't always been seriousÂ https://shitposter.club/attachment/662053

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2017-05-05T09:17:19+00:00

@neimzr4luzerz @dolus @boco you are being too serious lol

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2017-05-05T09:16:50+00:00

shitposter dot clubÂ https://shitposter.club/attachment/662047

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2017-05-05T09:15:07+00:00

even when i lie i tell the truth, is that so hard to understand?

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2017-05-05T09:14:22+00:00

@hardbass2k8 history, anthropology.

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@lambadalambda they will start complaining about this, but won't come up with any solutions)

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lambadalambda favorited something by kat: @lambadalambda if the admin reading mineÂ would delete a few it would be really useful in prioritising.Â

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2017-05-05T11:09:37+00:00

@lambadalambda but there are soooo many, where should I start to read?

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@lambadalambda but there are soooo many, where should I start to read?

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lambadalambda favorited something by kasil:

@lambadalambda surely, google is not that evil !

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2017-05-05T10:55:17+00:00

@dwmatiz dunno, probably.

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2017-05-05T10:48:12+00:00

@thatbrickster I do it, too.

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2017-05-05T10:38:52+00:00

@israuor @bortzmeyer so, 99%. 100% for 'normal' people.

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2017-05-05T10:35:45+00:00

I wonder what'll happen when people realize the admin at their mail hoster can read all their e-mails.

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> (((common era)))

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lambadalambda favorited something by moonman: discussion is one thing but any argument I've heard over and over again for the last three decades is going to go unanswered.

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lambadalambda favorited something by moonman: @neimzr4luzerz sex is for procreation and as an expression of intimacy between commited couples, it is a sacramental act

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lambadalambda favorited something by fortune: What did Mickey Mouse get for Christmas?

A Dan Quayle watch.

-- heard from a Mike Dukakis field worker

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lambadalambda favorited something by moonman: @sonya banned from 4chan. you better watch ou. i'm trouble, y'hear?

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lambadalambda favorited something by moonman: @clacke is that the sequel to Time Crisis

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lambadalambda favorited something by hardbass2k8: @lambadalambda pretty sure it's money laundering

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2017-05-05T08:17:08+00:00

It's got tattoos, it's got a pierced hood
It's got generation X
It's got lesbians, and vitriol
And sadomasochistic latex sex
It's got Mighty Morphin' power brokers
And Tanya Harding nude
Macrobiotic lacto-vegan non-confrontational free range food
It's got the handshake, peace talk, non-aggression pact
A multicultural integration of segregated historical facts

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RT @lain @shp @lambadalambda cofe.

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RT @shpbot >QuakeC

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Who are you to defy such a perfect being that is the machine? æ¥æ¬èªé£ãããã©é å¼µãã github.com/wareya wareya.moe Short: reya or war, never "ware"

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2017-04-27T17:08:55+00:00

federation issues with SPC atm it seems

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2017-04-26T06:59:07+00:00

Is this the most offensive video on the net? https://social.heldscal.la/attachment/402251

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2017-04-26T06:57:56+00:00

@nepfag https://social.heldscal.la/url/402273

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2017-04-26T06:57:18+00:00

#cofe time my friends https://social.heldscal.la/attachment/402381

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2017-08-04T12:51:26.130592Z

@shpuld @hj IM NOT GAY DAD

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2017-08-04T14:19:12.675999Z

Honestly, I like all smileys that are not emoji.

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2017-08-04T14:19:10.113373Z

Then again, I like all smileys/emoticons that are not emoji.

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2017-08-04T14:18:30.478552Z

I love the russian-style smiley.

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2017-08-04T14:10:08.812247Z

@staticsafe privet )))

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2017-08-04T14:04:38.699051Z

@stitchxd test also

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@Pasty I love the peach
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2017-09-14T08:09:30.088418Z

@hakui @lain you guys are forgetting the pancakes jeez

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2017-09-14T08:09:13.262835Z

@kro I'll probs try some of those 2hu mangos

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2017-09-14T08:07:23.081214Z

@eal ...but neither does my phone

low brightness, very dark wallpaper (pic related, but even darker, couldn't find the actual version)
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2017-09-14T07:55:26.153486Z

@Pasty y-you too

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2017-09-14T07:54:53.449227Z

@eal bothers me more when sleeping, wore one for nearly 2 years

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2017-09-14T07:54:09.045525Z

quick test

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2017-09-14T07:51:23.557775Z

had some trouble getting sleep last night. only used phone to check the time a few times (v essential to have a near-black wallpaper to not blind yourself when you do that). can't rember the last time I rolled in the bed for longer than an hour like that

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2017-09-14T07:49:55.702555Z

@kro doesn't sound like a bad idea at all

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2017-09-14T07:48:52.805422Z

@hj c time

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2017-09-14T07:46:52.764234Z

@tbny err.. mediterranean from finnish*

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@hakui @histoire @shpuld https://mstdn.io/media/_Ee-x91XN0udpfZVO_U

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2018-02-23T13:30:15+00:00

@hakui @lain how naive~

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2018-02-23T13:28:08+00:00

@hakui @lain you expect anyone to believe that??

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2018-02-23T13:20:38+00:00

@mayuutann @hakui pacyuri!! https://shitposter.club/attachment/1589462

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2018-02-23T13:18:07+00:00

@hakui why is pacyu eating a pizza so cute

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2018-02-23T13:17:52+00:00

shpuld favorited something by mayuutann:

@shpuld @histoire @hakui pichu! https://mstdn.io/media/Crv5eubz1KO0dgBEulI

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2018-02-23T13:12:43+00:00

shpuld favorited something by mayuutann:

@shpuld wa~~i!! :blobcheer:

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2018-02-23T13:12:23+00:00

@hakui more!!

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2018-02-23T13:12:19+00:00

shpuld favorited something by hakui: you have pacyupacyu'd for: 45 minutes 03 seconds

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2018-02-23T13:11:04+00:00

@mayuutann ndndnd~

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2018-02-23T13:08:50+00:00

@mayuutann well done! mayumayu is so energetic

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2018-02-23T13:08:00+00:00

shpuld favorited something by mayuutann:

done with FIGURE MAT!!
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2018-02-23T13:05:44+00:00

@hakui @mutstd @siphonay jokes on you I'm oppressively shitposting myself

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2018-02-23T13:04:10+00:00

@hakui @mutstd @siphonay how does it feel being hostile

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2018-02-23T13:03:32+00:00

@hakui gorogoro

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2018-02-23T13:02:05+00:00

@hakui ndnd

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2018-02-23T12:56:03+00:00

dear diary: I'm trying to do work but I can only think of tenshi eating a corndog

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2018-02-23T12:53:50+00:00

jesus christ it's such a fridey at work

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2018-02-23T12:53:15+00:00

@dokidoki give them free upgrades to krokodil

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