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+defmodule Pleroma.Web.ActivityPub.MRF.GABRewritePolicy do
+ @moduledoc "Adds stupid quotes to gab users"
+ @behaviour Pleroma.Web.ActivityPub.MRF
+ @domain "gab.com"
+ @appends [
+ "Sent from AOL Mobile Mail",
+ "John had surgery Friday and he's with the lord now.",
+ "Lovely pics as alway, Janice. I have terminal brain cancer.",
+ "DISCUSTING",
+ "I DID NOT POST THAT! SOMEONE HAS HACKED MY ACCOUNT",
+ "LOVE ETHYL",
+ "Just got back from the doctor. I have Ebola. See you at church on Sunday!",
+ "ADULT ONLY",
+ "Are you my grandson?",
+ "http://m.facebook.com",
+ "WISH GOD WOULD TAKE ME.",
+ "YOU SURE ARE A LONG BABY",
+ "REFURBISHD +OK?",
+ "THIS EMAIL IS INTENDED FOR THE RECIPIENT ONLY. PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT BEFORE YOU PRINT THIS MESSAGE",
+ "AC/DC is my favourite band",
+ "BRAD'S WIFE!",
+ "Order corn!",
+ "Yim yum",
+ "My 49 year old son, Shane, died this morning.",
+ "I called Mr uber",
+ "Coconut oil.",
+ "price for apple sauce at walmart",
+ "no SWEARING on my timeline!"
+ ]
+
+ def add(%{"object" => %{"content" => content}} = object) do
+ put_in(object, ["object", "content"], content <> " " <> Enum.random(@appends))
+ end
+
+ @impl true
+ def filter(%{"type" => "Create", "actor" => actor} = object) do
+ actor_info = URI.parse(actor)
+ if String.contains?(actor_info.host, @domain) do
+ {:ok, add(object)}
+ else
+ {:ok, object}
+ end
+ end
+
+ def filter(object), do: {:ok, object}
+end