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-<p>Welcome to <a href="https://pleroma.social" target="_blank">Pleroma!</a></p>
+<p>The only <a href="https://pleroma.social" target="_blank">Pleroma</a> instance dedicated to screaming into the void and exclaiming how much you'd rather not be living through the pain that is existence.</p>
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<p>Sadposting admin is <a href="/FloatingGhost">@FloatingGhost@ihatebeinga.live</a></p>
-<p><a href="https://sad.ihatebeinga.live">Hyperexperimental custom FE</a> | <a href="/main/all">Pleroma FE</a> | <a href="/web">Mastodon FE</a></p>
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+Frontends:
+<p><a href="https://sad.ihatebeinga.live">Sad FE</a> | <a href="/main/all">Pleroma FE</a> | <a href="/web">Mastodon FE</a></p>
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