-<p>Welcome to <a href="https://pleroma.social" target="_blank">Pleroma!</a></p>
+<p>The only <a href="https://pleroma.social" target="_blank">Pleroma</a> instance dedicated to screaming into the void and exclaiming how much you'd rather not be living through the pain that is existence.</p>
+
<p>Sadposting admin is <a href="/FloatingGhost">@FloatingGhost@ihatebeinga.live</a></p>
<p>Sadposting admin is <a href="/FloatingGhost">@FloatingGhost@ihatebeinga.live</a></p>